From 3 months to 5T. Designed for hip parents and excellent gift-givers.
Funny Onesies + Toddler Tees for Parents With Taste
🎤 ⬇️ SPICY DROP 🎤 ⬇️
🎤 ⬇️ SPICY DROP 🎤 ⬇️
THIS WEEK’S DROP!
Fresh, funny, and a little spicy. Slightly unhinged and designed to be worn on repeat. New styles drop weekly — blink and they’re gone. Limited quantities. No restocks.
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PERFECT FOR GIFTING
Baby shower–approved. Easy to gift. Hard to forget.
Meet the "Dinner of Champions" Onesie — because even the tiniest food critics have impeccable taste. 🍗🥦🥕 Dinner isn’t just a meal—it’s a prehistoric event when dino-shaped nuggets are involved. A tiny but mighty feast. A snack-time triumph. And your little one? They’re here for every delicious bite. 🦖✨ Soft, cozy, and spit-up resistant (because let’s be real, not everything makes the cut), this onesie is ready for high-chair shenanigans and mealtime victories. Because even the smallest eaters know: fun-shaped food just tastes better. 🍽️🔥
• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
A little bit fancy, a little bit snacky—just like your tiny foodie-in-training. 🧀🍇 Perfect for the little one who appreciates the finer things in life (or at least the crackers and cheese part), this tee is a tribute to all things delicious. Whether they’re stacking snacks or stealing the best bites, they’ll be serving looks and hors d’oeuvres in this char-cutie masterpiece. Brie prepared for compliments. 😉🔥
• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Meet the "Hating Pop Music" Toddler T-Shirt — because your little one already knows what’s good. 🎧👶 Hating pop music doesn’t make you deep—it just means you’re missing the bops. And your little legend knows: pop slaps. Hard. 🪩💃 Being too cool? Played out. Pop is forever. Catchy hooks, big feelings, endless dance breaks—what’s not to love? Super soft, snack-proof, and ready for playdate debates. Because your baby stays serving the truth. 💥🎶
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank product sourced from the US or Honduras
"Life’s Too Short to Be Who You Are" 🦝✨ This raccoon tee is for the toddler who refuses to be labeled anything other than what they are —a snack stealing, puddle jumping, master of destruction. Because why be “well-behaved” when you could be legendary? Perfect for little ones who spontaneously put everything in their mouth with with faster hands than Billy the Kid.
• Graphic DTG Printed
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank product sourced from the US or Honduras