Merry Guard

$6.99
Spread some holiday cheer with this playful card featuring a festive mistletoe! With the witty line, “Why did the new parents hang mistletoe at the holiday party? In hopes that everyone would kiss each other and not the baby. Happy Holidays!” 🎄

This card is a delightful way to bring a smile to new parents who are navigating the holiday season with their little one. It perfectly captures the humorous struggle of keeping the baby safe from well-meaning family members eager to share their love through kisses.

Perfect for holiday gatherings, baby showers, or just to brighten the day of a new mom or dad, this card combines laughter with a relatable parenting moment. Imagine their chuckles as they read it, knowing they’re not alone in their quest to protect their precious bundle from an onslaught of affectionate relatives!

Send a little lightheartedness their way this season—because sometimes, the best gift is a good laugh and the reminder that they’re rocking this parenting thing, one holiday at a time! Grab one today and help spread the joy (and keep the kisses for the grown-ups)! 🌟

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 
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Spread some holiday cheer with this playful card featuring a festive mistletoe! With the witty line, “Why did the new parents hang mistletoe at the holiday party? In hopes that everyone would kiss each other and not the baby. Happy Holidays!” 🎄

This card is a delightful way to bring a smile to new parents who are navigating the holiday season with their little one. It perfectly captures the humorous struggle of keeping the baby safe from well-meaning family members eager to share their love through kisses.

Perfect for holiday gatherings, baby showers, or just to brighten the day of a new mom or dad, this card combines laughter with a relatable parenting moment. Imagine their chuckles as they read it, knowing they’re not alone in their quest to protect their precious bundle from an onslaught of affectionate relatives!

Send a little lightheartedness their way this season—because sometimes, the best gift is a good laugh and the reminder that they’re rocking this parenting thing, one holiday at a time! Grab one today and help spread the joy (and keep the kisses for the grown-ups)! 🌟

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 
Spread some holiday cheer with this playful card featuring a festive mistletoe! With the witty line, “Why did the new parents hang mistletoe at the holiday party? In hopes that everyone would kiss each other and not the baby. Happy Holidays!” 🎄

This card is a delightful way to bring a smile to new parents who are navigating the holiday season with their little one. It perfectly captures the humorous struggle of keeping the baby safe from well-meaning family members eager to share their love through kisses.

Perfect for holiday gatherings, baby showers, or just to brighten the day of a new mom or dad, this card combines laughter with a relatable parenting moment. Imagine their chuckles as they read it, knowing they’re not alone in their quest to protect their precious bundle from an onslaught of affectionate relatives!

Send a little lightheartedness their way this season—because sometimes, the best gift is a good laugh and the reminder that they’re rocking this parenting thing, one holiday at a time! Grab one today and help spread the joy (and keep the kisses for the grown-ups)! 🌟

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 
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