Not My Daddy
$6.99
So, your pal just entered the wild world of parenthood, huh? You know what they need? A good laugh amidst the chaos. Enter our hilarious greeting card featuring a mysterious man laying a big smooch on a baby, with the cheeky caption, "If that's not the baby's father, he's a real dick. We all know not to kiss the baby." 😄
It's the perfect antidote to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little one becomes a magnet for affectionate lips. This card isn't just funny—it's like a wink and a nod to the absurdity of parenting in one brilliantly witty package.
Imagine the smile on your friend's face as they read this card. It's a reminder that they're not alone in the whirlwind of new parenthood. Plus, it's a guaranteed hit at baby showers or just as a spontaneous pick-me-up during those late-night feedings.
Trust me, this card is more than just paper and ink—it's a lifeline to sanity and a testament to the hilarious journey your friend is embarking on. Grab one now and show your buddy that parenting, with all its quirks and surprises, is best handled with a hefty dose of humor. 🚀
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
It's the perfect antidote to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little one becomes a magnet for affectionate lips. This card isn't just funny—it's like a wink and a nod to the absurdity of parenting in one brilliantly witty package.
Imagine the smile on your friend's face as they read this card. It's a reminder that they're not alone in the whirlwind of new parenthood. Plus, it's a guaranteed hit at baby showers or just as a spontaneous pick-me-up during those late-night feedings.
Trust me, this card is more than just paper and ink—it's a lifeline to sanity and a testament to the hilarious journey your friend is embarking on. Grab one now and show your buddy that parenting, with all its quirks and surprises, is best handled with a hefty dose of humor. 🚀
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
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So, your pal just entered the wild world of parenthood, huh? You know what they need? A good laugh amidst the chaos. Enter our hilarious greeting card featuring a mysterious man laying a big smooch on a baby, with the cheeky caption, "If that's not the baby's father, he's a real dick. We all know not to kiss the baby." 😄
It's the perfect antidote to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little one becomes a magnet for affectionate lips. This card isn't just funny—it's like a wink and a nod to the absurdity of parenting in one brilliantly witty package.
Imagine the smile on your friend's face as they read this card. It's a reminder that they're not alone in the whirlwind of new parenthood. Plus, it's a guaranteed hit at baby showers or just as a spontaneous pick-me-up during those late-night feedings.
Trust me, this card is more than just paper and ink—it's a lifeline to sanity and a testament to the hilarious journey your friend is embarking on. Grab one now and show your buddy that parenting, with all its quirks and surprises, is best handled with a hefty dose of humor. 🚀
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
It's the perfect antidote to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little one becomes a magnet for affectionate lips. This card isn't just funny—it's like a wink and a nod to the absurdity of parenting in one brilliantly witty package.
Imagine the smile on your friend's face as they read this card. It's a reminder that they're not alone in the whirlwind of new parenthood. Plus, it's a guaranteed hit at baby showers or just as a spontaneous pick-me-up during those late-night feedings.
Trust me, this card is more than just paper and ink—it's a lifeline to sanity and a testament to the hilarious journey your friend is embarking on. Grab one now and show your buddy that parenting, with all its quirks and surprises, is best handled with a hefty dose of humor. 🚀
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Not My Momma
$6.99
So, your pal just entered the wild world of parenthood, huh? You know what they need? A good laugh amidst the chaos. Enter our hilarious greeting card featuring a mysterious man laying a big smooch on a baby, with the cheeky caption, "If that's not the baby's father, he's a real dick. We all know not to kiss the baby." 😄
It's the perfect antidote to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little one becomes a magnet for affectionate lips. This card isn't just funny—it's like a wink and a nod to the absurdity of parenting in one brilliantly witty package.
Imagine the smile on your friend's face as they read this card. It's a reminder that they're not alone in the whirlwind of new parenthood. Plus, it's a guaranteed hit at baby showers or just as a spontaneous pick-me-up during those late-night feedings.
Trust me, this card is more than just paper and ink—it's a lifeline to sanity and a testament to the hilarious journey your friend is embarking on. Grab one now and show your buddy that parenting, with all its quirks and surprises, is best handled with a hefty dose of humor. 🚀
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
It's the perfect antidote to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little one becomes a magnet for affectionate lips. This card isn't just funny—it's like a wink and a nod to the absurdity of parenting in one brilliantly witty package.
Imagine the smile on your friend's face as they read this card. It's a reminder that they're not alone in the whirlwind of new parenthood. Plus, it's a guaranteed hit at baby showers or just as a spontaneous pick-me-up during those late-night feedings.
Trust me, this card is more than just paper and ink—it's a lifeline to sanity and a testament to the hilarious journey your friend is embarking on. Grab one now and show your buddy that parenting, with all its quirks and surprises, is best handled with a hefty dose of humor. 🚀
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope