Not My Momma
$6.99
A hilarious greeting card featuring a mysterious women planting a big smooch on a baby, with the sassy caption, "If that's not the baby's Mother, she's a real dick. We all know not to kiss the baby." 😄
This card is not just witty—it's a perfect nod to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little bundle becomes a magnet for well-meaning but sometimes unwelcome affection. Picture her laughing out loud at the relatable humor and feeling understood in the midst of sleepless nights and diaper changes.
It's a guaranteed hit at baby showers, a thoughtful gesture for a new mom who could use a pick-me-up, or just a fun surprise to brighten her day. Because let's face it, navigating the world of motherhood deserves a healthy dose of laughter and camaraderie.
Grab one now and show your friend that you've got her back as she embraces this incredible journey of motherhood—one witty card at a time. She'll appreciate the humor and the reminder that she's rocking this mom thing, even on the craziest days. 🌟
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This card is not just witty—it's a perfect nod to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little bundle becomes a magnet for well-meaning but sometimes unwelcome affection. Picture her laughing out loud at the relatable humor and feeling understood in the midst of sleepless nights and diaper changes.
It's a guaranteed hit at baby showers, a thoughtful gesture for a new mom who could use a pick-me-up, or just a fun surprise to brighten her day. Because let's face it, navigating the world of motherhood deserves a healthy dose of laughter and camaraderie.
Grab one now and show your friend that you've got her back as she embraces this incredible journey of motherhood—one witty card at a time. She'll appreciate the humor and the reminder that she's rocking this mom thing, even on the craziest days. 🌟
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
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A hilarious greeting card featuring a mysterious women planting a big smooch on a baby, with the sassy caption, "If that's not the baby's Mother, she's a real dick. We all know not to kiss the baby." 😄
This card is not just witty—it's a perfect nod to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little bundle becomes a magnet for well-meaning but sometimes unwelcome affection. Picture her laughing out loud at the relatable humor and feeling understood in the midst of sleepless nights and diaper changes.
It's a guaranteed hit at baby showers, a thoughtful gesture for a new mom who could use a pick-me-up, or just a fun surprise to brighten her day. Because let's face it, navigating the world of motherhood deserves a healthy dose of laughter and camaraderie.
Grab one now and show your friend that you've got her back as she embraces this incredible journey of motherhood—one witty card at a time. She'll appreciate the humor and the reminder that she's rocking this mom thing, even on the craziest days. 🌟
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This card is not just witty—it's a perfect nod to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little bundle becomes a magnet for well-meaning but sometimes unwelcome affection. Picture her laughing out loud at the relatable humor and feeling understood in the midst of sleepless nights and diaper changes.
It's a guaranteed hit at baby showers, a thoughtful gesture for a new mom who could use a pick-me-up, or just a fun surprise to brighten her day. Because let's face it, navigating the world of motherhood deserves a healthy dose of laughter and camaraderie.
Grab one now and show your friend that you've got her back as she embraces this incredible journey of motherhood—one witty card at a time. She'll appreciate the humor and the reminder that she's rocking this mom thing, even on the craziest days. 🌟
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
A hilarious greeting card featuring a mysterious women planting a big smooch on a baby, with the sassy caption, "If that's not the baby's Mother, she's a real dick. We all know not to kiss the baby." 😄
This card is not just witty—it's a perfect nod to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little bundle becomes a magnet for well-meaning but sometimes unwelcome affection. Picture her laughing out loud at the relatable humor and feeling understood in the midst of sleepless nights and diaper changes.
It's a guaranteed hit at baby showers, a thoughtful gesture for a new mom who could use a pick-me-up, or just a fun surprise to brighten her day. Because let's face it, navigating the world of motherhood deserves a healthy dose of laughter and camaraderie.
Grab one now and show your friend that you've got her back as she embraces this incredible journey of motherhood—one witty card at a time. She'll appreciate the humor and the reminder that she's rocking this mom thing, even on the craziest days. 🌟
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This card is not just witty—it's a perfect nod to those moments when everyone forgets the "no kissing" rule and your friend's little bundle becomes a magnet for well-meaning but sometimes unwelcome affection. Picture her laughing out loud at the relatable humor and feeling understood in the midst of sleepless nights and diaper changes.
It's a guaranteed hit at baby showers, a thoughtful gesture for a new mom who could use a pick-me-up, or just a fun surprise to brighten her day. Because let's face it, navigating the world of motherhood deserves a healthy dose of laughter and camaraderie.
Grab one now and show your friend that you've got her back as she embraces this incredible journey of motherhood—one witty card at a time. She'll appreciate the humor and the reminder that she's rocking this mom thing, even on the craziest days. 🌟
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
