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BLOG Post #54: Can I sell my placenta on the black market for $50,000?
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BLOG Post #54: Can I sell my placenta on the black market for $50,000?

Ah, the placenta—the mysterious organ that deserves its own superhero cape. It’s often touted in whispers and rumors as a hot commodity worth a staggering $50,000 on the black market. But is there any truth to this intriguing claim, or is it just another wild tale? Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty and find out if you can cash in on your placenta, or if it’s just a fabulous piece of misinformation.

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BLOG Post #45: The Stages of Labor: From ‘Is This It?’ to ‘OMG, It’s a Baby!
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BLOG Post #45: The Stages of Labor: From ‘Is This It?’ to ‘OMG, It’s a Baby!

Labor. It’s the moment every expecting parent anticipates, the final hurdle before you finally meet that little human who’s been practicing ninja kicks on your bladder for months. While the word “labor” may sound daunting (and let’s be honest, it’s no walk in the park), the process can actually be broken down into a few distinct phases. And guess what? We’re going to tackle them together—with a healthy dose of humor and a whole lot of facts. Buckle up!

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BLOG Post #39: Epidurals: Your Guide to Understanding the Magic and the Mechanics
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BLOG Post #39: Epidurals: Your Guide to Understanding the Magic and the Mechanics

So, you're preparing for childbirth, and the topic of epidurals has come up. They can sound like a magical solution—"Epidural: The Birth Superpower!"—but it’s important to remember they are a real, science-based medical procedure with benefits, risks, and alternatives. This guide will explore what an epidural is, how it works, what to expect when you get one, and the reasons some people may choose to skip it altogether. By the end, you’ll have all the information you need to make the best decision for your labor experience.

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BLOG Post #29: Newborn Belly Button 101: Handling Your Baby's First 'Outie
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BLOG Post #29: Newborn Belly Button 101: Handling Your Baby's First 'Outie

Ah, the belly button—the tiny, mysterious mark left behind from one of the most magical connections ever made between a parent and child. Sure, it might not look like much in those early days, but your newborn’s navel holds a whole lot of significance. From keeping the area clean to managing diaper changes around it, belly button care is one of those sneaky parenting tasks you didn’t realize would take up so much of your brain space.

So, let's dive into the world of newborn belly buttons: how to care for them, what to expect when that shriveled-up umbilical cord finally says goodbye, and, of course, the whole placenta-to-baby connection that has everyone feeling all the feels.

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BLOG POST #28: Vernix: Your Baby’s First Spa Treatment
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BLOG POST #28: Vernix: Your Baby’s First Spa Treatment

Let’s talk about something no one told you at the baby shower: vernix caseosa. Don’t worry, it’s not a new disease or an exotic cheese you’ll be forced to sample at a fancy restaurant. It’s actually your baby’s first (and best) skincare routine—a waxy, creamy coating that makes your little one look like they just emerged from a spa rather than the womb. That’s right, your baby’s living their best life in utero, rocking a luxurious layer of vernix while the rest of us are still trying to figure out which moisturizer to use.

So, grab your coffee (or herbal tea), and let’s dive into the wonders of this gooey, miraculous substance.

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BLOG Post #27: CONVERSATIONS WITH (VICTORIA FIGUEROA) Positional Plagiocephaly Chronicles
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BLOG Post #27: CONVERSATIONS WITH (VICTORIA FIGUEROA) Positional Plagiocephaly Chronicles

When my sweet baby boy made his grand entrance into the world, we were immediately greeted by a surprise: a little flat spot on the back of his head. This wasn’t in the “How to Have a Baby” manual we read in childbirth class!

We’d been prepped for the usual newborn head malleability—expect a bit of an odd shape after delivery and a rounded head later on. But my little guy had his own plans. After spending the last two months of pregnancy in a prime delivery position (upside down, facing backward), his sweet little head got quite cozy against my pelvis. Result? A uniquely lopsided head shape.

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BLOG Post #24: CONVERSATIONS WITH (PASCUAL FIGUEROA): Surviving Our First Week as Parents (and Two Hospital Stays!)
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BLOG Post #24: CONVERSATIONS WITH (PASCUAL FIGUEROA): Surviving Our First Week as Parents (and Two Hospital Stays!)

When you have a baby, it feels like you’re worried about everything under the sun. You’re constantly on edge, unsure of what you’ll need or what could potentially go wrong. It’s like you’re on a roller coaster and just hoping it doesn’t go off the rails.

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BLOG Post #16: Can Babies regulate their own temperatures?
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BLOG Post #16: Can Babies regulate their own temperatures?

Welcome to the Fresh Diapie Social Club, where we dive into the mysteries of parenthood with a good dose of humor and a splash of solid info. Today’s topic: Can babies regulate their own body temperatures? Spoiler alert: the answer involves a lot more work for you than for them. Let's break it down!

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BLOG Post #14: What the fuck is brick dust?
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BLOG Post #14: What the fuck is brick dust?

Welcome to the wild world of parenting, where every day is an adventure and every diapie change holds the potential for a surprise. Speaking of surprises, let’s talk about one that can really freak out new parents: brick dust. If you’ve ever opened your baby’s diaper and found what looks like reddish, rust-colored powder, you’re not alone. Here’s everything you need to know about this mysterious phenomenon.

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BLOG POST #8: Why Parents Should Be the Only Ones Kissing the Baby (And Other Hilarious Reasons to Keep Grandma at Arm’s Length)
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BLOG POST #8: Why Parents Should Be the Only Ones Kissing the Baby (And Other Hilarious Reasons to Keep Grandma at Arm’s Length)

Hey there, Fresh Diapie fam! We all know that our adorable little bundles of joy are basically cuddle magnets. Those chubby cheeks and tiny toes practically scream, “Kiss me!” But whoa, Nelly – before you let the entire extended family turn into a kissing brigade, let's chat about why only parents should hold the prestigious title of Official Baby Kissers. And trust us, we’ve got some knee-slapping (and surprisingly scientific) reasons to back it up.

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BLOG POST #6: The History and Cultural Significance of Kissing Babies: A Journey Through Time and Germs
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BLOG POST #6: The History and Cultural Significance of Kissing Babies: A Journey Through Time and Germs

Hello, fabulous new parents and devoted Fresh Diapie fans!

Gather 'round, grab your favorite snack (preferably something that won't smear all over your clothes when your little one inevitably grabs it), and let’s embark on a hilarious and enlightening journey through the history and cultural significance of kissing babies. Spoiler alert: It's been a wild ride!

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Blog Post #5: Don’t Kiss the baby!
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Blog Post #5: Don’t Kiss the baby!

Pucker Up? Why We're Asking Relatives to Spare the Smooches on Baby's Cheeks

Greetings, fellow parents, guardians, and baby enthusiasts! Today, let's tackle a topic that's as controversial as it is cuddly: why on earth do we have to play the role of the baby bouncer and kindly ask relatives to keep their lips off our little one's cheeks?

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Blog Post #4: 8 reasons to not kiss the baby
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Blog Post #4: 8 reasons to not kiss the baby

Hey There! New parents, doting relatives, and overenthusiastic friends! Let's talk about something that's on everyone's mind when they see an adorable, chubby-cheeked baby: the irresistible urge to plant a big, wet kiss right on that cute little face. But before you pucker up, let's delve into why it might be better to hold off on the baby smooches. Spoiler alert: it's all about keeping those tiny humans safe and healthy.

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Blog Post #2: Dressing Your Baby: A Temperature-Responsive Guide for Every Season
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Blog Post #2: Dressing Your Baby: A Temperature-Responsive Guide for Every Season

As a parent, one of the constant challenges is ensuring your baby is comfortable and safe, especially when it comes to dressing them for varying temperatures. In this guide, we'll walk you through how to dress your baby appropriately for different weather conditions, helping you navigate the ever-changing elements with ease.

Hot Weather (Above 75°F or 24°C):

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