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Tacky or Genius? Rethinking Baby & Toddler Gifting Norms
Be honest—baby showers, birthdays, and kid-related gift-giving have turned us into a society drowning in stuff. Cute, tiny, utterly adorable stuff—but mostly unnecessary clutter that piles up, drains wallets, and forces parents to frantically Google, “how to return a gift without offending anyone?”
Meanwhile, the things that actually help babies, toddlers, and their utterly exhausted parents—college savings, practical supplies, or (gasp!) just straight-up cash—are somehow considered tacky. But why? Why is it perfectly acceptable to gift a monogrammed cashmere newborn onesie (that will last a whole three weeks) but weird to contribute to a college fund?
The Evolution of Baby Fashion: From Basic to Hilarious
Once upon a time, baby fashion was all about functionality. Think plain white onesies and knitted booties that Grandma made. But oh, how times have changed! Today, baby fashion has evolved into a hilarious, trendy, and downright adorable industry that leaves us cooing at every tiny outfit. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and explore how we went from basic to laugh-out-loud baby fashion.
The Envelope Neckline: A Baby Fashion Revolution That’s Changing the Game
Ah, the envelope neckline on an infant onesie – the unsung hero of baby fashion. It's a design marvel that stands shoulder-to-shoulder with the likes of Velcro shoes and zipper ties. If you're a parent, you already know the magical powers of this humble feature. If you're not, buckle up for a journey through the history and hilarity of the envelope neckline. Trust me, this will be more exciting than you think.