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BLOG Post #50: Navigating Thanksgiving with a Newborn (Without Losing Your Mind)
Thanksgiving with a newborn sounds dreamy, right? Your baby meets the fam, you indulge in a feast, and it’s all heartwarming togetherness. But let’s be real—it’s also the perfect storm for unsolicited advice, personal space invasions, and people trying to kiss your baby even after you’ve made it clear they shouldn’t.
If this is your first holiday season as a new parent, it’s time to buckle up. Here’s how to get through the Thanksgiving chaos with your little turkey and your sanity intact.
BLOG Post #44.5: Comparing Kamala Harris and Donald Trump: Key Issues for New Parents
With the election underway, here’s a detailed comparison of Kamala Harris's and Donald Trump's positions on issues impacting new parents. This overview also includes their stances on healthcare, paid family leave, tax benefits, and reproductive healthcare—highlighting the candidates’ distinct visions for supporting families and their approaches to funding these initiatives.
BLOG Post #44: What Does the President Have to Do with Your Baby’s First Year?
Even through its fairly easy to agree with the age old saying of “no politics and religion at the dinner table”, it’s worth noting how presidential policies can have a big impact on your life as a new parent. Here’s a quick breakdown of how.
BLOG Post #30: The Worst Lactation Specialist in Brooklyn
Let me set the stage for you: a new mom, a tiny human with an insatiable appetite, and a whole lot of confusion. A wise friend once said, “Back in the day, we raised babies in a tribe, with all the women before us ready to lend a hand.” Fast forward to today, and many of us are navigating this wild ride without our tribes nearby. So, what do we do? We hire our tribes!
BLOG Post #29: Newborn Belly Button 101: Handling Your Baby's First 'Outie
Ah, the belly button—the tiny, mysterious mark left behind from one of the most magical connections ever made between a parent and child. Sure, it might not look like much in those early days, but your newborn’s navel holds a whole lot of significance. From keeping the area clean to managing diaper changes around it, belly button care is one of those sneaky parenting tasks you didn’t realize would take up so much of your brain space.
So, let's dive into the world of newborn belly buttons: how to care for them, what to expect when that shriveled-up umbilical cord finally says goodbye, and, of course, the whole placenta-to-baby connection that has everyone feeling all the feels.
BLOG POST #28: Vernix: Your Baby’s First Spa Treatment
Let’s talk about something no one told you at the baby shower: vernix caseosa. Don’t worry, it’s not a new disease or an exotic cheese you’ll be forced to sample at a fancy restaurant. It’s actually your baby’s first (and best) skincare routine—a waxy, creamy coating that makes your little one look like they just emerged from a spa rather than the womb. That’s right, your baby’s living their best life in utero, rocking a luxurious layer of vernix while the rest of us are still trying to figure out which moisturizer to use.
So, grab your coffee (or herbal tea), and let’s dive into the wonders of this gooey, miraculous substance.
BLOG Post #27: CONVERSATIONS WITH (VICTORIA FIGUEROA) Positional Plagiocephaly Chronicles
When my sweet baby boy made his grand entrance into the world, we were immediately greeted by a surprise: a little flat spot on the back of his head. This wasn’t in the “How to Have a Baby” manual we read in childbirth class!
We’d been prepped for the usual newborn head malleability—expect a bit of an odd shape after delivery and a rounded head later on. But my little guy had his own plans. After spending the last two months of pregnancy in a prime delivery position (upside down, facing backward), his sweet little head got quite cozy against my pelvis. Result? A uniquely lopsided head shape.
BLOG Post #26: The Resilience of 9/11 Babies: Stories of Hope and Reflection
September 11, 2001, is a day etched in history for its profound tragedy and loss. However, amidst the heartache and devastation, new life emerged in New York City. For these “9/11 babies,” their arrival on this fateful day not only marked the beginning of their lives but also, in some cases, became intertwined with their parents' survival stories.
BLOG Post #24: CONVERSATIONS WITH (PASCUAL FIGUEROA): Surviving Our First Week as Parents (and Two Hospital Stays!)
When you have a baby, it feels like you’re worried about everything under the sun. You’re constantly on edge, unsure of what you’ll need or what could potentially go wrong. It’s like you’re on a roller coaster and just hoping it doesn’t go off the rails.
BLOG Post #23: The Big Snip or Not? The Circumcision Dilemma All New Boy Parents Face
So, you've got a baby boy on the way, and as if choosing between a dozen strollers and mastering diaper changes weren’t enough, now you’ve got to answer one of the age-old parental questions: to circumcise or not to circumcise?
BLOG Post #20: The Evolution of Baby Fashion: From Basic to Hilarious
Once upon a time, baby fashion was all about functionality. Think plain white onesies and knitted booties that Grandma made. But oh, how times have changed! Today, baby fashion has evolved into a hilarious, trendy, and downright adorable industry that leaves us cooing at every tiny outfit. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and explore how we went from basic to laugh-out-loud baby fashion.
BLOG Post #18: Becoming a Father: The Crash Course
Ah, the first kid—where you're equal parts excited and terrified, and feeling completely unprepared for the job. You can try to predict what parenthood will be like, but guess what? You’re doing the predicting, and you’ve got zero experience. It’s like trying to explain snow to someone who’s lived their whole life in the desert—good luck.
BLOG Post #16: Can Babies regulate their own temperatures?
Welcome to the Fresh Diapie Social Club, where we dive into the mysteries of parenthood with a good dose of humor and a splash of solid info. Today’s topic: Can babies regulate their own body temperatures? Spoiler alert: the answer involves a lot more work for you than for them. Let's break it down!
BLOG Post #14: What the fuck is brick dust?
Welcome to the wild world of parenting, where every day is an adventure and every diapie change holds the potential for a surprise. Speaking of surprises, let’s talk about one that can really freak out new parents: brick dust. If you’ve ever opened your baby’s diaper and found what looks like reddish, rust-colored powder, you’re not alone. Here’s everything you need to know about this mysterious phenomenon.
BLOG Post #12: The Great Fade: How *SOME* Parenting Judgments Magically Disappear After Year One
Ah, the first year of parenthood. It’s a beautiful time filled with baby snuggles, first giggles, and more unsolicited advice than you ever thought possible. From breastfeeding to bedtime routines, it seems everyone has an opinion. But here’s a little secret: all those judgments? They miraculously fade away after the first birthday. Let’s dive into the top five things new parents are judged for and how they magically stop mattering after the big one.
BLOG Post #10: The Nursing Chair That I Never Nursed In: A Hilariously Emotional Tale
When I was pregnant with my first baby, I had this vision of being the quintessential "Brooklyn Mom." Picture it: limited gear, baby strapped to me in a chic sling, and zero bottles because I would be the breastfeeding queen. Naturally, I devoted an embarrassing amount of time to finding the perfect nursing chair for my baby’s room. It had to swivel, rock gently, have the perfect arm height for elbow support, and a tall enough back to rest my head during those dreamy late-night feedings. The fabric had to be just right—nothing too dark since I imagined countless meals being spilled on it. Finally, I found "The One," ordered it online, and couldn't wait to sit in it, pregnant, daydreaming about nursing my soon-to-arrive little boy. Little did I know that the times I sat in it pregnant would outnumber those after he arrived.
BLOG Post #9: The Fine Line of Fine (Sleep & Feeding)
Welcome to the wild ride that is parenting a newborn! If you've ever found yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole of sleep schedules, feeding charts, and well-meaning advice from Aunt Karen, you're not alone. Today, we’re diving into the chaotic world of infant sleep and feeding for babies 0-6 months. Spoiler alert: there’s no single “right” way to do this, despite what every parenting book, blog, and Instagram mom might tell you.
BLOG POST #8: Why Parents Should Be the Only Ones Kissing the Baby (And Other Hilarious Reasons to Keep Grandma at Arm’s Length)
Hey there, Fresh Diapie fam! We all know that our adorable little bundles of joy are basically cuddle magnets. Those chubby cheeks and tiny toes practically scream, “Kiss me!” But whoa, Nelly – before you let the entire extended family turn into a kissing brigade, let's chat about why only parents should hold the prestigious title of Official Baby Kissers. And trust us, we’ve got some knee-slapping (and surprisingly scientific) reasons to back it up.
Blog Post #5: Don’t Kiss the baby!
Pucker Up? Why We're Asking Relatives to Spare the Smooches on Baby's Cheeks
Greetings, fellow parents, guardians, and baby enthusiasts! Today, let's tackle a topic that's as controversial as it is cuddly: why on earth do we have to play the role of the baby bouncer and kindly ask relatives to keep their lips off our little one's cheeks?
Blog Post #4: 8 reasons to not kiss the baby
Hey There! New parents, doting relatives, and overenthusiastic friends! Let's talk about something that's on everyone's mind when they see an adorable, chubby-cheeked baby: the irresistible urge to plant a big, wet kiss right on that cute little face. But before you pucker up, let's delve into why it might be better to hold off on the baby smooches. Spoiler alert: it's all about keeping those tiny humans safe and healthy.