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BLOG Post #56: Breastfeeding: The Secret to Shrinking Your Uterus
Ah, breastfeeding—a beautiful bond between mother and baby, right? If you choose to do it and / or if you are able to (check out other blog posts on those topics). But did you know it also packs a punch of benefits for the momma too? Let’s dive into the science of what happens to a woman’s body and brain when she breastfeeds. Spoiler alert: it’s not just about nourishing the little one; it’s a whole wellness journey for you, too!
BLOG Post #54: Can I sell my placenta on the black market for $50,000?
Ah, the placenta—the mysterious organ that deserves its own superhero cape. It’s often touted in whispers and rumors as a hot commodity worth a staggering $50,000 on the black market. But is there any truth to this intriguing claim, or is it just another wild tale? Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty and find out if you can cash in on your placenta, or if it’s just a fabulous piece of misinformation.
BLOG Post #47: Postpartum Hormonal Crash: What the Hell Just Happened to my body?
Congratulations! 🎉 You just grew and birthed a whole human! Now that you’ve got a tiny person in your arms, you’re probably feeling a whirlwind of emotions—pure joy, exhaustion, confusion, and maybe a sudden urge to cry because you dropped a sock. Welcome to the Postpartum Hormonal Crash, a not-so-fun rollercoaster that’s totally normal but feels like absolute chaos. Let’s dive into the science behind why your hormones are throwing a tantrum and what you can expect during this wild ride.
BLOG Post #46: What the F*ck is Lochia? A No-BS Guide to Postpartum Bleeding
Congratulations! 🎉 You just grew and birthed a whole human! Now that you’ve got a tiny person in your arms, you’re probably feeling a whirlwind of emotions—pure joy, exhaustion, confusion, and maybe a sudden urge to cry because you dropped a sock. Welcome to the Postpartum Hormonal Crash, a not-so-fun rollercoaster that’s totally normal but feels like absolute chaos. Let’s dive into the science behind why your hormones are throwing a tantrum and what you can expect during this wild ride.
BLOG Post #43: Should I eat my own placenta?
So, you’ve just had a baby, and someone’s thrown out the question: “Are you going to eat your placenta?” It might sound like a plot twist from a cooking show gone rogue, but placentophagy—eating your placenta—has gained popularity for a variety of reasons. Let’s dive into this trend with a blend of facts, science, and a sprinkle of humor to see if this is a culinary adventure you might want to take.
BLOG Post #42: You Have a Wound the Size of a Dinner Plate Inside You
Congratulations! You’ve just brought a tiny human into the world, and now you’re experiencing the post-birth adventure known as postpartum recovery. But did you know you’re also healing from a wound that’s roughly the size of a dinner plate? Yep, that’s right. After the placenta detaches from your uterine wall, it leaves behind a pretty significant “scar.” Let’s dive into the science behind this miraculous healing process, why you might feel like you’re hosting a mini-construction zone in your belly, and how you’re tackling it all with grace (and maybe a few ice packs).
BLOG Post #42: Where Does All That Extra Blood Go After Baby’s Arrival?
You’ve spent nine months growing a tiny human and dealing with a plethora of pregnancy symptoms, including an increase in blood volume that could make a vampire blush. But what happens to all that extra blood once you finally deliver your baby? Do you sweat it out like a scene from an action movie? Or does it mysteriously vanish into thin air? Let’s dive into the science of post-pregnancy blood volume and answer the burning question: where does all that extra blood go?
BLOG Post #35: The “Golden Hour” After Birth
Welcome to the Golden Hour—the most celebrated 60 minutes of your life, right after you’ve just given birth. It sounds like a VIP club in the maternity ward where you and your baby get exclusive access to a magical bonding experience. But what’s actually happening during this time, and why does it feel like you’re in an episode of your favorite heartwarming show? Let’s break down the science and the sheer awesomeness of the Golden Hour.
BLOG Post #34: Fat, Fun, and Fabulous: Why Your Pregnant Body is Packing on the LBS
Ah, pregnancy—the time when your body becomes a magical, baby-growing machine and, apparently, a fat-storing powerhouse. You’ve probably noticed that your jeans are feeling a bit snugger and your favorite snacks are mysteriously disappearing. But before you start plotting your post-baby diet, let’s dive into the science behind why your body is packing on the pounds and why it’s actually a good thing. Buckle up, because we’re about to get fat—metaphorically speaking!
BLOG Post #32: Pregnancy Brain: Myth, Magic, or Just the Missing Keys in Your Fridge?
Ah, pregnancy brain—that moment when you forget where you put your phone, only to realize it’s in your hand...while you’re talking on it. Or when you find the remote in the freezer. Is it a real thing, or just a convenient excuse for all the times you’ve walked into a room and immediately forgotten why you’re there? Let’s dive deep into the science, facts, and maybe even a few embarrassing examples of what exactly is going on in that baby-growing brain of yours.
BLOG Post #30: The Worst Lactation Specialist in Brooklyn
Let me set the stage for you: a new mom, a tiny human with an insatiable appetite, and a whole lot of confusion. A wise friend once said, “Back in the day, we raised babies in a tribe, with all the women before us ready to lend a hand.” Fast forward to today, and many of us are navigating this wild ride without our tribes nearby. So, what do we do? We hire our tribes!
BLOG Post #15: Preeclampsia Postpartum: The Plot Twist I Didn't See Coming
There I was, 10 centimeters dilated, one leg in my husband’s hands, the other in my nurse’s, gripping the hospital bed rails for dear life. I was locked in on my OB-GYN, who was calmly coaching me through each contraction. “You have to get above the baby with your body,” she said, like I was doing Olympic gymnastics and not, you know, pushing out a human. “Push down and out; he’s gotta get past your pelvis bone.” With everything swirling in my head, I closed my eyes, letting each wave of contractions hit me like an oncoming tide, then sprinting through each push.
BLOG Post #10: The Nursing Chair That I Never Nursed In: A Hilariously Emotional Tale
When I was pregnant with my first baby, I had this vision of being the quintessential "Brooklyn Mom." Picture it: limited gear, baby strapped to me in a chic sling, and zero bottles because I would be the breastfeeding queen. Naturally, I devoted an embarrassing amount of time to finding the perfect nursing chair for my baby’s room. It had to swivel, rock gently, have the perfect arm height for elbow support, and a tall enough back to rest my head during those dreamy late-night feedings. The fabric had to be just right—nothing too dark since I imagined countless meals being spilled on it. Finally, I found "The One," ordered it online, and couldn't wait to sit in it, pregnant, daydreaming about nursing my soon-to-arrive little boy. Little did I know that the times I sat in it pregnant would outnumber those after he arrived.