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BLOG Post #53: What the fuck is a mucus plug?
Let’s talk about one of the most unsung heroes of pregnancy: the mucus plug. If you’re a first-time parent-to-be, you might be thinking, “What in the world is a mucus plug?” and “Why does my body need a glorified booger?” Fear not, dear reader! We’re diving into the gooey world of mucus plugs—complete with all the fun facts and not-so-fun names!
BLOG Post #48: Can Someone with Aquagenic Urticaria Have a Baby?
Have you heard of aquagenic urticaria? It’s a rare condition that causes an allergic reaction to water (yes, water!)—and now you’re wondering, “Can someone with this condition have a baby?” Short answer: Yes, they absolutely can. But like everything in life (and especially pregnancy), it comes with its own set of challenges. Let’s break it down.
BLOG Post #45: The Stages of Labor: From ‘Is This It?’ to ‘OMG, It’s a Baby!
Labor. It’s the moment every expecting parent anticipates, the final hurdle before you finally meet that little human who’s been practicing ninja kicks on your bladder for months. While the word “labor” may sound daunting (and let’s be honest, it’s no walk in the park), the process can actually be broken down into a few distinct phases. And guess what? We’re going to tackle them together—with a healthy dose of humor and a whole lot of facts. Buckle up!
BLOG Post #41: A Frustrated Open Letter to the MTA & My Fellow New Yorkers from a Struggling New Parent
Dear NYC MTA and my fellow subway riding New Yorkers,
Please, for the love of all things holy, I am begging you… get your head out of your own ass and wake up! New York City is a place with plenty of unspoken social rules. There are just too many of us (estimated to be around 8,097,282 people) crammed into this geographically small city (305 square miles), and we all know we need to abide by these unspoken norms.
BLOG Post #40: The Great Blood Expansion: Why You’re Basically a Walking Juice Box When Pregnant
Congratulations! You’re pregnant and, as the old saying goes, “you're eating for two now.” But did you know you’re also circulating for two? That’s right, Mama—along with all the cravings, mood swings, and weird dreams, your body has signed up for the ultimate internal makeover: blood volume expansion. Yep, you’re about to become a human water balloon—only instead of water, it’s blood. Let’s dive into the juicy details (pun absolutely intended).
BLOG Post #39: Epidurals: Your Guide to Understanding the Magic and the Mechanics
So, you're preparing for childbirth, and the topic of epidurals has come up. They can sound like a magical solution—"Epidural: The Birth Superpower!"—but it’s important to remember they are a real, science-based medical procedure with benefits, risks, and alternatives. This guide will explore what an epidural is, how it works, what to expect when you get one, and the reasons some people may choose to skip it altogether. By the end, you’ll have all the information you need to make the best decision for your labor experience.
BLOG Post #38: The Placenta: Your Baby’s BFF and the Most Intriguing Organ You've Never Met
Ah, the placenta—often overshadowed by the baby but undoubtedly the real MVP of pregnancy. This unsung hero deserves its moment in the spotlight, and we're here to give it just that. Buckle up for a deep dive into the science, magic, and, yes, even the myths surrounding this fascinating organ. Spoiler alert: It’s not just a “baby sponge” but a marvel of biological engineering.
BLOG Post #37: The Perineum: The Unsung Hero of Childbirth
Welcome to the wonderful world of childbirth where things can get a little messy, and the perineum is the unsung hero that deserves a standing ovation—or at least a really good massage. If you’re wondering what in the world a perineum is and why you should care about it, buckle up for a deep dive into the science, statistics, and soothing techniques of this often-overlooked part of your anatomy.
BLOG Post #36: CONVERSATIONS WITH (YARI PUJOLS): My TTC Journey
YARI’S STORY: The moment I decided I was ready to be a mother was the moment I stepped into a journey I hadn’t fully understood—trying to conceive (TTC). For me, this wasn’t just about having a baby. It became a path of self-discovery, finding strength in uncertainty, and making peace with the unknown.
BLOG Post #34: Fat, Fun, and Fabulous: Why Your Pregnant Body is Packing on the LBS
Ah, pregnancy—the time when your body becomes a magical, baby-growing machine and, apparently, a fat-storing powerhouse. You’ve probably noticed that your jeans are feeling a bit snugger and your favorite snacks are mysteriously disappearing. But before you start plotting your post-baby diet, let’s dive into the science behind why your body is packing on the pounds and why it’s actually a good thing. Buckle up, because we’re about to get fat—metaphorically speaking!
BLOG Post #32: Pregnancy Brain: Myth, Magic, or Just the Missing Keys in Your Fridge?
Ah, pregnancy brain—that moment when you forget where you put your phone, only to realize it’s in your hand...while you’re talking on it. Or when you find the remote in the freezer. Is it a real thing, or just a convenient excuse for all the times you’ve walked into a room and immediately forgotten why you’re there? Let’s dive deep into the science, facts, and maybe even a few embarrassing examples of what exactly is going on in that baby-growing brain of yours.
BLOG Post #31: Gestational Diabetes: The Sweet Test You Never Wanted
So, you're pregnant, glowing, and living your best "eating for two" life. Suddenly, your OB-GYN casually drops the phrase, “gestational diabetes screening,” and you're like, “Excuse me, what now?” Isn’t pregnancy hard enough without a pop quiz on sugar? Well, buckle up, because we’re diving into the world of Gestational Diabetes (GD)—where your body gets real weird about sugar, and you get to drink the infamous orange liquid that makes you question all of your life choices.
BLOG POST #28: Vernix: Your Baby’s First Spa Treatment
Let’s talk about something no one told you at the baby shower: vernix caseosa. Don’t worry, it’s not a new disease or an exotic cheese you’ll be forced to sample at a fancy restaurant. It’s actually your baby’s first (and best) skincare routine—a waxy, creamy coating that makes your little one look like they just emerged from a spa rather than the womb. That’s right, your baby’s living their best life in utero, rocking a luxurious layer of vernix while the rest of us are still trying to figure out which moisturizer to use.
So, grab your coffee (or herbal tea), and let’s dive into the wonders of this gooey, miraculous substance.
BLOG Post #17: 12 pregnant animals who are totally over it.
Ah, pregnancy. The time when glowing moms-to-be are celebrated, pampered, and showered with love. But let's be real for a second: pregnancy isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes, it’s more like storm clouds and angry rhinos. And speaking of rhinos, it turns out that our friends in the animal kingdom are no exception to the rule. Join us as we dive into the wild and wonderful world of animal pregnancy, featuring twelve fierce and fabulous creatures who are just about done with this whole 'expecting' business.
Blog Post #11: Your pregnant body - 20 things they didn’t tell you about
So, you’re pregnant. Congratulations! Now, prepare yourself for the magical journey of growing a tiny human inside you. It’s like having a houseguest who redecorates without asking and insists on cooking pungent dishes at 2 AM. Here are 20 delightful surprises they didn’t tell you about your pregnant body, and why they happen. Spoiler alert: hormones are to blame for basically everything.