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BLOG Post #54: Can I sell my placenta on the black market for $50,000?
Ah, the placenta—the mysterious organ that deserves its own superhero cape. It’s often touted in whispers and rumors as a hot commodity worth a staggering $50,000 on the black market. But is there any truth to this intriguing claim, or is it just another wild tale? Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty and find out if you can cash in on your placenta, or if it’s just a fabulous piece of misinformation.
BLOG Post #50: Navigating Thanksgiving with a Newborn (Without Losing Your Mind)
Thanksgiving with a newborn sounds dreamy, right? Your baby meets the fam, you indulge in a feast, and it’s all heartwarming togetherness. But let’s be real—it’s also the perfect storm for unsolicited advice, personal space invasions, and people trying to kiss your baby even after you’ve made it clear they shouldn’t.
If this is your first holiday season as a new parent, it’s time to buckle up. Here’s how to get through the Thanksgiving chaos with your little turkey and your sanity intact.
BLOG Post #44.5: Comparing Kamala Harris and Donald Trump: Key Issues for New Parents
With the election underway, here’s a detailed comparison of Kamala Harris's and Donald Trump's positions on issues impacting new parents. This overview also includes their stances on healthcare, paid family leave, tax benefits, and reproductive healthcare—highlighting the candidates’ distinct visions for supporting families and their approaches to funding these initiatives.
BLOG Post #44: What Does the President Have to Do with Your Baby’s First Year?
Even through its fairly easy to agree with the age old saying of “no politics and religion at the dinner table”, it’s worth noting how presidential policies can have a big impact on your life as a new parent. Here’s a quick breakdown of how.
BLOG Post #43: Should I eat my own placenta?
So, you’ve just had a baby, and someone’s thrown out the question: “Are you going to eat your placenta?” It might sound like a plot twist from a cooking show gone rogue, but placentophagy—eating your placenta—has gained popularity for a variety of reasons. Let’s dive into this trend with a blend of facts, science, and a sprinkle of humor to see if this is a culinary adventure you might want to take.
BLOG Post #41: A Frustrated Open Letter to the MTA & My Fellow New Yorkers from a Struggling New Parent
Dear NYC MTA and my fellow subway riding New Yorkers,
Please, for the love of all things holy, I am begging you… get your head out of your own ass and wake up! New York City is a place with plenty of unspoken social rules. There are just too many of us (estimated to be around 8,097,282 people) crammed into this geographically small city (305 square miles), and we all know we need to abide by these unspoken norms.
BLOG Post #35: The “Golden Hour” After Birth
Welcome to the Golden Hour—the most celebrated 60 minutes of your life, right after you’ve just given birth. It sounds like a VIP club in the maternity ward where you and your baby get exclusive access to a magical bonding experience. But what’s actually happening during this time, and why does it feel like you’re in an episode of your favorite heartwarming show? Let’s break down the science and the sheer awesomeness of the Golden Hour.
BLOG Post #32: Pregnancy Brain: Myth, Magic, or Just the Missing Keys in Your Fridge?
Ah, pregnancy brain—that moment when you forget where you put your phone, only to realize it’s in your hand...while you’re talking on it. Or when you find the remote in the freezer. Is it a real thing, or just a convenient excuse for all the times you’ve walked into a room and immediately forgotten why you’re there? Let’s dive deep into the science, facts, and maybe even a few embarrassing examples of what exactly is going on in that baby-growing brain of yours.
BLOG Post #24: CONVERSATIONS WITH (PASCUAL FIGUEROA): Surviving Our First Week as Parents (and Two Hospital Stays!)
When you have a baby, it feels like you’re worried about everything under the sun. You’re constantly on edge, unsure of what you’ll need or what could potentially go wrong. It’s like you’re on a roller coaster and just hoping it doesn’t go off the rails.
Blog Post #22: Unsolicited Advice (NEW PARENT Edition): The Comedy of Random Parenting Tips
Welcome to the Fresh Diapie Social Club, where we dive headfirst into the chaotic world of new parenthood with a hearty laugh and a wink. Today’s topic? The unsolicited advice marathon that seems to start the moment you announce you’re expecting. Let’s face it, everyone suddenly becomes an expert on how to raise your child, and it’s as delightful as a toddler with a permanent marker. Buckle up for a funny and antidotal journey through the wild world of unsolicited parenting tips.
BLOG Post #21: CONVERSATIONS WITH (VICTORIA FIGUEROA): Daycare: The Realization That Someone Else is Going to Help Raise My Baby
Being a New York City mom comes with its own special flavor of chaos. Commuting with a baby? That’s the city’s version of Hogwarts' staircase: just when you think you’ve figured out the perfect route, it changes on you without warning. Picking your form of childcare? Oh, that’s a whole other beast.
BLOG Post #19: Mrs. Rachel: The YouTube Savior for Sleep-Deprived Parents Everywhere
If you’ve been in the trenches of new parenthood lately, you’ve probably met Mrs. Rachel. And no, she’s not that overly opinionated mom in your playgroup. Mrs. Rachel is the YouTube sensation who has single-handedly saved the sanity of sleep-deprived parents across the globe. But who is she, really? And how did she become the Queen of Infant / Toddler TV?
BLOG Post #12: The Great Fade: How *SOME* Parenting Judgments Magically Disappear After Year One
Ah, the first year of parenthood. It’s a beautiful time filled with baby snuggles, first giggles, and more unsolicited advice than you ever thought possible. From breastfeeding to bedtime routines, it seems everyone has an opinion. But here’s a little secret: all those judgments? They miraculously fade away after the first birthday. Let’s dive into the top five things new parents are judged for and how they magically stop mattering after the big one.
BLOG Post #9: The Fine Line of Fine (Sleep & Feeding)
Welcome to the wild ride that is parenting a newborn! If you've ever found yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole of sleep schedules, feeding charts, and well-meaning advice from Aunt Karen, you're not alone. Today, we’re diving into the chaotic world of infant sleep and feeding for babies 0-6 months. Spoiler alert: there’s no single “right” way to do this, despite what every parenting book, blog, and Instagram mom might tell you.
BLOG post #7: Finding Zen in the Chaos: The Joy of Imperfect Parenting
Welcome to the wild ride of parenting a newborn to a toddler, where the only constant is chaos, and the quest for perfection is hilariously futile. If you’re a new parent, you’ve probably realized by now that the serene, picture-perfect family life you envisioned is a myth. Instead, you’re navigating a world where sleep is a luxury, laundry is never-ending, and meal times are a battlefield. But guess what? There’s a strange, wonderful joy in all this madness. Let’s dive into the art of finding Zen in the chaos of imperfect parenting, especially when dealing with tiny humans from birth to two years old.
BLOG POST #6: The History and Cultural Significance of Kissing Babies: A Journey Through Time and Germs
Hello, fabulous new parents and devoted Fresh Diapie fans!
Gather 'round, grab your favorite snack (preferably something that won't smear all over your clothes when your little one inevitably grabs it), and let’s embark on a hilarious and enlightening journey through the history and cultural significance of kissing babies. Spoiler alert: It's been a wild ride!
Blog Post #5: Don’t Kiss the baby!
Pucker Up? Why We're Asking Relatives to Spare the Smooches on Baby's Cheeks
Greetings, fellow parents, guardians, and baby enthusiasts! Today, let's tackle a topic that's as controversial as it is cuddly: why on earth do we have to play the role of the baby bouncer and kindly ask relatives to keep their lips off our little one's cheeks?
Blog Post #2: Dressing Your Baby: A Temperature-Responsive Guide for Every Season
As a parent, one of the constant challenges is ensuring your baby is comfortable and safe, especially when it comes to dressing them for varying temperatures. In this guide, we'll walk you through how to dress your baby appropriately for different weather conditions, helping you navigate the ever-changing elements with ease.
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