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Tacky or Genius? Rethinking Baby & Toddler Gifting Norms
Be honest—baby showers, birthdays, and kid-related gift-giving have turned us into a society drowning in stuff. Cute, tiny, utterly adorable stuff—but mostly unnecessary clutter that piles up, drains wallets, and forces parents to frantically Google, “how to return a gift without offending anyone?”
Meanwhile, the things that actually help babies, toddlers, and their utterly exhausted parents—college savings, practical supplies, or (gasp!) just straight-up cash—are somehow considered tacky. But why? Why is it perfectly acceptable to gift a monogrammed cashmere newborn onesie (that will last a whole three weeks) but weird to contribute to a college fund?
AI in Parenthood: The Tech-Savvy Support System You Didn’t Know You Needed
Parenthood: the beautiful, chaotic, sleep-deprived adventure filled with equal parts snuggles and existential questions like, “When was the last time I showered?” Between diaper blowouts and nap battles, a new player is stepping onto the scene to help parents manage it all: Artificial Intelligence (AI).
Medical Preparedness for Babies and Children: Because Band-Aids Aren't Enough
Parenthood is a wild ride, complete with sleepless nights, snack negotiations, and an impressive collection of sippy cups. But one thing that often sneaks up on new parents? Medical preparedness. Because when your toddler decides to somersault off the couch or your baby spikes a fever at 2 AM, you don’t want to be Googling “Is this an emergency?” while wearing your least flattering pajamas.
Cortisol & Parenthood: Why You’re Stressed, and What Science Says About It
Parenthood—the glorious adventure that starts with sleepless nights and bottle warmers, then somehow escalates into chasing a sticky toddler who’s sprinting toward traffic while yelling, “I AM A DINOSAUR!” Whether you’re dealing with a newborn’s 3 AM existential crises or a toddler’s meltdown because you dared to pee alone, there’s one thing quietly working overtime in your body: cortisol—the VIP of stress hormones.
Everything You Need to Know About Getting Breastmilk Through Airport Security
When my son was three months old, I returned to work. By the time he was four months old, I had a travel job that required me to fly across the country. As an exclusively pumping mom with a strong milk supply, my plan was to pump consistently during the trip to maintain my supply and hopefully bring some milk home for my son towards the end of my trip. Luckily, I had pumped enough milk in advance to cover his needs while I was away, but I didn’t want to waste any milk during my travels. My goal was to bring a couple of bags back to keep my stock up.
To Share or Not to Share: The Great Baby Name Debate
Ah, baby names—the ultimate test of parental diplomacy and creative flair. Choosing the right name for your baby can feel like climbing Everest, only to reach the top and face the next dilemma: Do you shout it from the rooftops or keep it under wraps until your baby makes their big debut? Welcome to the Baby Name Wars, where opinions are as plentiful as diaper changes, and the stakes are sky-high.
What I Wish I Knew as a New Parent: Lessons from the Past Year
What I Wish I Knew as a New Parent: Lessons from the Past Year
Becoming a parent is a life-altering experience. The moment you hold your little one, your world shifts dramatically. But let’s be real: the first couple of years are as much about parents learning and evolving as they are about the baby growing. Here are some things I wish I had known as a new parent that might have saved me some sleepless nights, self-doubt, and way too many ugly cries in the shower.
30 hilarious quotes for new parents
You’ve embarked on the wildest ride of your life, where sleep is a distant memory, coffee is your best friend, and you’ve forgotten what adult conversation feels like. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Here are 30 hilarious quotes that perfectly capture the rollercoaster of parenthood. Laughing is the best way to stay sane when you're navigating the wonderful chaos of raising a tiny human.
Comparing Kamala Harris and Donald Trump: Key Issues for New Parents
With the election underway, here’s a detailed comparison of Kamala Harris's and Donald Trump's positions on issues impacting new parents. This overview also includes their stances on healthcare, paid family leave, tax benefits, and reproductive healthcare—highlighting the candidates’ distinct visions for supporting families and their approaches to funding these initiatives.
What Does the President Have to Do with Your Baby’s First Year?
Even through its fairly easy to agree with the age old saying of “no politics and religion at the dinner table”, it’s worth noting how presidential policies can have a big impact on your life as a new parent. Here’s a quick breakdown of how.
Should I eat my own placenta?
So, you’ve just had a baby, and someone’s thrown out the question: “Are you going to eat your placenta?” It might sound like a plot twist from a cooking show gone rogue, but placentophagy—eating your placenta—has gained popularity for a variety of reasons. Let’s dive into this trend with a blend of facts, science, and a sprinkle of humor to see if this is a culinary adventure you might want to take.
A Frustrated Open Letter to the MTA & My Fellow New Yorkers from a Struggling New Parent
Dear NYC MTA and my fellow subway riding New Yorkers,
Please, for the love of all things holy, I am begging you… get your head out of your own ass and wake up! New York City is a place with plenty of unspoken social rules. There are just too many of us (estimated to be around 8,097,282 people) crammed into this geographically small city (305 square miles), and we all know we need to abide by these unspoken norms.
Pregnancy Brain: Myth, Magic, or Just the Missing Keys in Your Fridge?
Ah, pregnancy brain—that moment when you forget where you put your phone, only to realize it’s in your hand...while you’re talking on it. Or when you find the remote in the freezer. Is it a real thing, or just a convenient excuse for all the times you’ve walked into a room and immediately forgotten why you’re there? Let’s dive deep into the science, facts, and maybe even a few embarrassing examples of what exactly is going on in that baby-growing brain of yours.
The Hilarious Differences Between Modern New Parents and Boomer Parents
Parenting has evolved dramatically over the decades, and the differences between how our Boomer parents did it and how modern parents are doing it now are nothing short of hilarious. Picture this: you and your partner get into the car after a family event, exhausted from chasing your little one around. As soon as the doors close, you both start talking shit about how your parents did things when you were a baby. “Can you believe they used to put us to sleep on our stomachs? No wonder I have trust issues!” you laugh. “And don’t even get me started on those weird, processed baby foods. How did we even survive?!”
Surviving Our First Week as Parents (and Two Hospital Stays!)
When you have a baby, it feels like you’re worried about everything under the sun. You’re constantly on edge, unsure of what you’ll need or what could potentially go wrong. It’s like you’re on a roller coaster and just hoping it doesn’t go off the rails.
Unsolicited Advice (NEW PARENT Edition)
Welcome to the Fresh Diapie Social Club, where we dive headfirst into the chaotic world of new parenthood with a hearty laugh and a wink. Today’s topic? The unsolicited advice marathon that seems to start the moment you announce you’re expecting. Let’s face it, everyone suddenly becomes an expert on how to raise your child, and it’s as delightful as a toddler with a permanent marker. Buckle up for a funny and antidotal journey through the wild world of unsolicited parenting tips.
Daycare: The Realization That Someone Else is Going to Help Raise My Baby
Being a New York City mom comes with its own special flavor of chaos. Commuting with a baby? That’s the city’s version of Hogwarts' staircase: just when you think you’ve figured out the perfect route, it changes on you without warning. Picking your form of childcare? Oh, that’s a whole other beast.
Becoming a Father: The Crash Course
Ah, the first kid—where you're equal parts excited and terrified, and feeling completely unprepared for the job. You can try to predict what parenthood will be like, but guess what? You’re doing the predicting, and you’ve got zero experience. It’s like trying to explain snow to someone who’s lived their whole life in the desert—good luck.
Oh, the Birth Story! (With a Side of Spicy Chicken Sandwiches)
Ah, the anticipation of giving birth for the first time. If you're anything like me, you probably spent months gathering every birth story you could find, like a squirrel hoarding nuts for the winter. "Will my water break like in the movies?" "Will I be that woman who ends up giving birth in the bathroom at home because she didn’t feel a thing?" My mind was a wild tornado of possibilities, each scenario more dramatic than the last.
The Great Fade: How *SOME* Parenting Judgments Magically Disappear After Year One
Ah, the first year of parenthood. It’s a beautiful time filled with baby snuggles, first giggles, and more unsolicited advice than you ever thought possible. From breastfeeding to bedtime routines, it seems everyone has an opinion. But here’s a little secret: all those judgments? They miraculously fade away after the first birthday. Let’s dive into the top five things new parents are judged for and how they magically stop mattering after the big one.